Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Over in the Nation Formerly Known as "Great Britain"

Two clowns who were hopped up on drugs invaded a home. One of the thugs was armed with a set of brass knuckles and a spade. At home were the male and female and the man's sons. The goons threatened to rape the woman and kill the man and his sons. The man picked up a samurai sword and whacked off the ear of one of the goons.

The Crown Prosecutor charged the man. The jury acquitted him
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Of interest was one of the commenters, who noted that in France, the courts viewed being killed or wounded by homeowners as an occupational hazard for burglars. Which is as it should be.

(H/T)

4 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

And the poor cloven ear victim's name? Severs!

BobG said...

I've always felt that any time a burglar or mugger gets killed, it should be ruled as a suicide.

Anonymous said...

I can tell you, home invasions are on the rise here, and anyone entering my home better consider it an "occupational hazard" to be injured. I have a zero tolerance policy...and a shotgun loaded with magnums.

Anonymous said...

If it is true that France looks upon injury or death for home invaders as an occupational hazard, I may have to re-think my opinions about France.
Good post and link.
The Brits are in more trouble than Americans.