Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Jeb Bush for President?

Jeb Bush probably thinks he can become president because some watery tart threw a sword at him.



So this is what the GOP has come to: Choosing a candidate between one of the offspring of an inbred wealthy Connecticut family and some know-nothing from Alaska who quit her job the governor of one of the least-populated states in the nation because it was too difficult for her?

Oh yes, I forgot about Multiple Choice Mitt, a politician who makes Harold "I Can See Staten Island From My Helicopter" Ford look like a man of principle. My mistake.

(H/T for the helicopter snark)

6 comments:

Cirze said...

No event needs to occur in order for Jeb to be a serious Presidential candidate for the Rethugs.

He already is.

Unless he allows his "Spanish" son to take his place.

Thanks for your perceptive reporting. I'd almost forgotten that I called Jeb for 2012 in 2008.

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Comrade Misfit said...

I expect that Bush will be in play, but I don't see him as a serious contender. There is too much baggage associated with both him and his family name.

montag said...

Comrade, I hope you don't misunderestimate the GOP skills at making up into down and black into white.

Cujo359 said...

There are days when I think farcical aquatic ceremonies would be a step up from our current system.

Anonymous said...

I too, have been wondering if he might emerge for 2012. However, it is my view that there is almost no way that Obama can be beaten in 2012, which might make a run unattractive to Jeb.

Comrade Misfit said...

On the other side, though, is the fear that if a relative unknown does run and manages to win, then the self-styled front ranked candidates will be shut out, possible forever.

In `91, a lot of very senior Democrats took themselves out of the race rather than go up against Bush the First, when then had very high poll numbers following the Gulf War. Mario Cuomo was one of them. They let some new kid run, and, as a result, those senior Democrats were out of the game forever.

I think Jeb knows this. If he has the fire in the belly, he'll run.