Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 5, 2010

If Ford Once Stood For "Fix Or Rework Daily"

And if Fiat once stood for "Fix It Again, Tony", then what does Toyota stand for?

Tow Off Your Old Tired Ass? That doesn't exactly make sense.

4 comments:

Lockwood said...: I've been pondering what I could do with the phrase "Toyota: Give us a brake!"; 2/05/2010 2:29 PM
Bridget Magnus said...: Took Off Yonder On The Avenue.; 2/05/2010 4:51 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Bridget, that works for me.; 2/05/2010 10:29 PM
Fixer said...: You know, Toyota's getting a bad rap. As a professional mechanic, I would still recommend Toyota to my customers. Their quality is good, regardless of this problem and they'll fix it right the first time. As I say all the time, I work on a boatload of 20 year old Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans but there ain't many 20 year old American cars that cross my threshold.; 2/06/2010 7:01 AM