Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 5, 2010

If Ford Once Stood For "Fix Or Rework Daily"

And if Fiat once stood for "Fix It Again, Tony", then what does Toyota stand for?

Tow Off Your Old Tired Ass? That doesn't exactly make sense.

4 comments:

Lockwood said...

I've been pondering what I could do with the phrase "Toyota: Give us a brake!"

Bridget Magnus said...

Took Off Yonder On The Avenue.

Comrade Misfit said...

Bridget, that works for me.

Fixer said...

You know, Toyota's getting a bad rap. As a professional mechanic, I would still recommend Toyota to my customers. Their quality is good, regardless of this problem and they'll fix it right the first time. As I say all the time, I work on a boatload of 20 year old Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans but there ain't many 20 year old American cars that cross my threshold.