Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Spotting the Species Boobus Asshatus

They are a delicate, self-important and overblown species whose members cannot readily tolerate being outdoors or having to take more than a dozen steps to their fucking SUVs.

Posted by on or about 10:09

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

But they're important. They need to park that close!

Meanwhile, the grannie parked in a handicap space has to weave in/through/around these assholes.

2/07/2010 10:26 AM
deadstick said...

I like the ones who buy a load of gardening stuff and have it delivered so they don't get their Range Rover dirty...

2/07/2010 11:50 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

CP, exactly right. The handicapped spaces are in the parking lot across the driveway. Sometimes those worthless sacks of self-important sputum park right in front of the door.

This morning, I drove to the convenience store/gas station to get a paper. There was a Caddy which had been parked right out front by some asshat and, to add insult to the offense, the car was six feet away from the curb.

In a just world, it would be considered to be justifiable to beat such people with a tire iron.

2/07/2010 12:26 PM
Marc said...

Thus, my time spent playing 'Car Wars' during my youth is paid off by imagining what protection they may have, and what armament I'd have added to my car to counter it, and quickly remove them from play...

2/07/2010 2:41 PM
BadTux said...

Too bad we are now responsible adults and can't get away with keying the word "asshole" into asshole's cars. Siiigh!

- Badtux the Hooligan Penguin

2/08/2010 6:46 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, but a shopping cart could sort of accidentally slam into their SUVs...

2/08/2010 6:49 PM

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