Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I've Been Accused of Being "Unromantic"

That came after I gave my sweetie one of these for Valentine's Day:

4 comments:

Marc said...

Ok, where did you get it - I think it's great!

Comrade Misfit said...

I bought the one I gave 15 years ago from NPR's mailorder house. The image came from here. There are other places on the Internet that sell similar ones.

Holte Ender said...

So your sweetie must be a cardiologist?
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Anonymous said...

Sense of humor? Oh, Yes. Romantic? Yeah, like a sword in the gut.:-)