Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Somewhere, a Surprise Awaits

When I woke up this morning, I could detect the subtle wafting of the cat barf.

But I can't find it.

4 comments:

Marc said...

Hint: Carefully look in shoes before inserting toes.

Anonymous said...

I suffered as a cat keeper for years before the beast came at me one night. He went to live on a friend's farm (no really) and was as happy as a furry clam. NO mo cats for me. The spritzing and barfing was insufferable.

Comrade Misfit said...

Saw, other than barf, which goes with the territory, my cats are pretty loving and largely trouble-free. They're good company.

SkinnyDennis said...

Reminds me of the time we lost track of a kitten inside for a morning. Later, while preparing lunch, what a surprise! Kitten turds in a salad bowl!