When I woke up this morning, I could detect the subtle wafting of the cat barf.
But I can't find it.
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1 day ago
Airplanes, cats, guns, war, the more than occasional rant about the party of the Confederacy, the spinelessness of the Democrats and crap about anything else that flits through the somewhat offbeat mind of an armed lesbian pinko as she slides down the Razor Blade of Life.

Hint: Carefully look in shoes before inserting toes.
ReplyDeleteI suffered as a cat keeper for years before the beast came at me one night. He went to live on a friend's farm (no really) and was as happy as a furry clam. NO mo cats for me. The spritzing and barfing was insufferable.
ReplyDeleteSaw, other than barf, which goes with the territory, my cats are pretty loving and largely trouble-free. They're good company.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the time we lost track of a kitten inside for a morning. Later, while preparing lunch, what a surprise! Kitten turds in a salad bowl!
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