Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 22, 2010

One Thing is Certain: Somebody Is Getting Stabbed in the Back

Sen. Joe Lieberman is sponsoring the repeat of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell":
"I will be proud to be a sponsor of the important effort to enable patriotic gay Americans to defend our national security and our founding values of freedom and opportunity."
If someone, somewhere, is not now sporting a large dagger sticking out of their back, they soon will. I wouldn't put it past the Trollop of Trumbull to flip on this issue and later say that he is against it, just as he did on health care.

2 comments:

One Fly said...

I've seen a blogger or two thanking him instead of shooting. I'd rather shoot than give the sob a chance to stab-besides he deserves several clips anyway plus a couple more just on principle.

BadTux said...

Lieberman is just doing his job of making sure that the bill has bipartisan support from both Republicans like Lieberman and from Democrats.

Wait, you say Lieberman is officially an "Independent"? Same deal.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin