Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Latest Tool to Discipline Your Child

Waterboarding.

It's a good thing that the kid wasn't a boy; the father probably would have hooked up a surplus field telephone to the kid's nuts.

Are our torturers bringing their work home, now?

3 comments:

Allan S said...

Steralize both of them....

Nangleator said...

Hmm. Nasty, but can we actually say it's illegal? It's no longer prosecuted, after all.

BadTux said...

The family that tortures together, stays together.

Or not.

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin