Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Latest Tool to Discipline Your Child

Waterboarding.

It's a good thing that the kid wasn't a boy; the father probably would have hooked up a surplus field telephone to the kid's nuts.

Are our torturers bringing their work home, now?

3 comments:

Allan S said...

Steralize both of them....

Nangleator said...

Hmm. Nasty, but can we actually say it's illegal? It's no longer prosecuted, after all.

BadTux said...

The family that tortures together, stays together.

Or not.

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin