Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Latest Tool to Discipline Your Child

Waterboarding.

It's a good thing that the kid wasn't a boy; the father probably would have hooked up a surplus field telephone to the kid's nuts.

Are our torturers bringing their work home, now?
Posted by on or about 13:04
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3 comments:

Allan S said...

Steralize both of them....

2/08/2010 2:18 PM
Nangleator said...

Hmm. Nasty, but can we actually say it's illegal? It's no longer prosecuted, after all.

2/08/2010 3:15 PM
BadTux said...

The family that tortures together, stays together.

Or not.

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

2/08/2010 6:37 PM

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