Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Engage Brain Before Posting

That's a good rule, one I've broken from time to time.

But this one, from Oddly Specific, is a prime example of why it is a good idea to think for a few seconds.


Read the signs and note the days of the week. The MTA apparently shutting down half of the tracks on the A line from midnight until 5 AM for maintenance. Saturdays through Mondays, the uptown trains are using the downtown tracks. Tuesdays through Fridays, the downtown trains are using the uptown tracks.

I haven't been on a NYC subway since they shifted from using tokens to farecards, but this is not that hard to figure out, people.

Which is why it's a good idea to clutch in the brain before posting something.

1 comment:

deltamike172 said...

The only thing I can think of is that some of the trains stop on the "TRACK" and the others stop on the "PLATFORM". I'd watch out for the second....

This isn't nearly as confusing as the "E/V train will use the F route after 1am between Lexington and 14th St....." when there is no map around.