Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the M/V California

California faces some huge problems. The state budget process is a trainwreck. State services are being cut. State bonds are about two or three steps above junk status.

But that doesn't stop the lunatics in Sacramento from tackling one of the really serious issues of the day: Too much swearing.

I've got a better idea: Why doesn't the California Legislature pass a bill permitting all California legislators to wear bags over their heads, so they don't have to show their faces in public? You'd expect some chowderheaded pious chickenshit such as this from al-Abama or Texas, but California?

(H/T)

But, seeing as it's Saturday..

2 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Guess I'll have to spend that week not talking about the fucked up Calif legislature.
Dickwads.

J. said...

thanks for the cartoon, though. Ah. the classics...