Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Soviet Robotics Project



The title of the piece seems to be "I am very glad, finally, to return home." It could easily be called "we are very proud to make T-34 tanks for the motherland" or anything else, for that matter.

There was a missed opportunity for a bit of cultural exchange with the USSR: We could have send them Lawrence Welk and the Soviets could have sent us this guy, Edward Anatolevich Hill, who looks disturbingly related to Dennis Kucinich.

UPDATE: Despite his name, Hill isn't a Brit. He's Russian, born in Leningrad.

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