Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 12, 2010

And When He Grew Up, He Went to Work for Fox News

Move over, Steve Doocy:

Replacing any one of the Fox News jerkoffs with Calvin would be an improvement. At age six, Calvin was far smarter and savvier than any of those asswipes.
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montag said...

So now I'm thinking that Bill Watterson could see the future and what he saw scared him so much he stopped drawing this great strip. Sigh.

2/12/2010 2:11 PM

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