Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Thank Heaven for House Slippers

I walked into my bedroom last night. My foot slipped and I almost landed on my ass.

George had barfed on the floor. If I hadn't been wearing slippers, it would have been a lot more disgusting than it was.
Posted by on or about 18:42

6 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

I remember the time my mom stepped on a mouse.

She was not a light woman.

2/06/2010 9:36 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

A live mouse or a dead one?

2/06/2010 9:41 PM
SkinnyDennis said...

Started his day as live...had kind of a sudden flat ending to it.

She saw him scurrying across the floor and freaked, did kind of an Irish jig trying to avoid him and nailed him good. I happened to be looking into the room when it happened, thought I'd die laughing.

Roadkill in the laundry room!

2/07/2010 12:55 AM
nic said...

Now this is really something..sometimes slippers are responsible for us falling but in your case just the opposite? lol

2/07/2010 9:10 AM
deadstick said...

Frankly, I'd rather hose barf off my foot than get it out of a slipper.

Skinny, at one time it was common to step on PART of a mouse at my house. We had a cat who scarfed down mice like popcorn, but hated liver, and he'd leave that...

2/07/2010 10:02 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, having experienced the joy of removing cat barf from between my toes, I hav to disagree.

2/07/2010 12:21 PM

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