Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Thank Heaven for House Slippers

I walked into my bedroom last night. My foot slipped and I almost landed on my ass.

George had barfed on the floor. If I hadn't been wearing slippers, it would have been a lot more disgusting than it was.

6 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

I remember the time my mom stepped on a mouse.

She was not a light woman.

Comrade Misfit said...

A live mouse or a dead one?

SkinnyDennis said...

Started his day as live...had kind of a sudden flat ending to it.

She saw him scurrying across the floor and freaked, did kind of an Irish jig trying to avoid him and nailed him good. I happened to be looking into the room when it happened, thought I'd die laughing.

Roadkill in the laundry room!

nic said...

Now this is really something..sometimes slippers are responsible for us falling but in your case just the opposite? lol

deadstick said...

Frankly, I'd rather hose barf off my foot than get it out of a slipper.

Skinny, at one time it was common to step on PART of a mouse at my house. We had a cat who scarfed down mice like popcorn, but hated liver, and he'd leave that...

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, having experienced the joy of removing cat barf from between my toes, I hav to disagree.