Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 19, 2010

Austin Kamikaze Attack

Conservatives seem to think that a kamikaze attack into an IRS building is funny.

I'll bet that if the pilot had keyed his mike and yelled "Allahu Akbar" over the tower frequency at KAUS as he began his suicide run, they wouldn't think that it was so funny.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But, but...it isn't terrorism if it's done by a white American-Texan dude who has been suffering pain and rage for years. It's ...uh...something else, uh, like, understandable, man.

::::turns off sarcasm font::::
Seriously, the first stories were all full of "We have no proof there was any terrorist or criminal intent." while witnesses said things like "He came full on, full speed." It made my mind boggle at the stupid.

BadTux said...

Whereas, of course, if he would have been BROWN, nobody would have questioned the "terrorist" tag attached to him, 'cause Americans ain't racist, nosirree!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin