Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Nice Shot

This exchange on the Daily Show:
"That's part of [the GOP's] job, to recast the emotions of the American people." -- Newt Gingrich.
"I think that's wise and don't let reality get in the way." -- Jon Stewart
Gingrich claimed that the reason why it was OK to read the Shoe Bomber his rights was because the Shoe Bomber is an American citizen. Stewart checked, of course, the Shoe Bomber is a British citizen.

John Oliver had a funny segment about the fiscally-responsible Republicans, who kept saying that the Democrats were out of touch with average Americans, while the Republicans were holding their winter national party meeting at the Waikiki Hilton in Hawaii.

Video once it's available.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Part of the John Oliver tape had him looking right into the camera and saying "Unbelievable" as his interviewee was smashing the irony meter. Awesome.

montag said...

I thought Jon handed Newtie a nice big cup of STFU about holding the trial in NYC. Jon even put some emotion into saying it.