Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Putting a Gloss on the Flip-Flopping Turd

Harold Ford was on the Colbert Report last night, where he tried to put a positive spin on changing all of his positions when he switched from running for the Senate in Tennessee to running for the Senate in New York. Stephen Colbert was respectful, but he did not let Ford get away with it.

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It's pretty much a given that most politicians would push their grandmothers in front of a speeding freight train if doing so would win an election. Last night, Ford had that ethos on full display.

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