If you are not a mother, you need to go and read this.
(I learned about Skepchick from the Bad Astronomer.)
Memorial Day
2 hours ago
Airplanes, cats, guns, war, the more than occasional rant about the party of the Confederacy, the spinelessness of the Democrats and crap about anything else that flits through the somewhat offbeat mind of an armed lesbian pinko as she slides down the Razor Blade of Life.

I read it. It's accurate.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't mention the "wanting to take a battle axe to every douche who touches your belly," though.
And I really think that if you're going to have heartburn that feels like you could belch fire, you ought to actually get to belch fire for nine months.
Gawd I'm lucky, my wife didn't do the poop thing. Really. I was with her all the way.
ReplyDeleteLast one was a C-section, though.
OOOOOOH YUCK!