Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Holy Crap!

If you are not a mother, you need to go and read this.

(I learned about Skepchick from the Bad Astronomer.)
Posted by on or about 07:22

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read it. It's accurate.

She didn't mention the "wanting to take a battle axe to every douche who touches your belly," though.

And I really think that if you're going to have heartburn that feels like you could belch fire, you ought to actually get to belch fire for nine months.

2/05/2010 9:23 AM
SkinnyDennis said...

Gawd I'm lucky, my wife didn't do the poop thing. Really. I was with her all the way.

Last one was a C-section, though.
OOOOOOH YUCK!

2/05/2010 4:48 PM

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