Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I've Been Accused of Being "Unromantic"

That came after I gave my sweetie one of these for Valentine's Day:

Posted by on or about 15:40

4 comments:

Marc said...

Ok, where did you get it - I think it's great!

2/11/2010 4:26 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I bought the one I gave 15 years ago from NPR's mailorder house. The image came from here. There are other places on the Internet that sell similar ones.

2/11/2010 4:37 PM
Holte Ender said...

So your sweetie must be a cardiologist?
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2/11/2010 5:05 PM
Anonymous said...

Sense of humor? Oh, Yes. Romantic? Yeah, like a sword in the gut.:-)

2/11/2010 5:13 PM

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