Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 17, 2020

How Trump and Boeing Save Us Money

The replacement VC-25s, which Trump claimed to "renegotiate" because the program was going to cost $4.4 billion, will cost $5.3 billion.

Not the $3.9 billion that Trump claimed, not by a long shot. Trump got the number down by "forgetting" to include the cost of a lot of ancilliary costs, including $84 million for the repair manuals.

So much winning. Are you tired of winning, yet?

2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

The question I have is where was money reallocated, and to whom?

JustMusing said...

To all of *president's buddies. Hands out for more handouts. Billions sucked up and never seen again. Won't have to pay any taxes either! This is the winning the Orange Pimp keeps bloviating about. Saving my "stimulus" check to contribute to help candidates flip red seats and White House to blue. Then we can "mole" hunting and root out the deeply burrowed in maggots. No offense to moles intended.