Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Pandemic Humor



Posted by on or about 10:00
Labels: ,

1 comment:

Ten Bears said...

Nope, not dead. Kicking back on his private island sipping on a Mai Tai no doubt molesting a little girl while laughing his ass off. Sorry lifelong, dedicated law enforcement, you have my (grudging) respect, but the rules that apply to the rest of us, the rules you have devotedly enforced, do not apply to people like that. There's nothing that outrages an Outlaw more than watching people get away with what we know damned good and well we would not.

4/23/2020 12:23 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)