Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Monday, April 20, 2020

One Thought About the TrumpBux

I wonder how many of the Trumpanzee/Teabaggers, the ones who constantly bleat about socialism being evil while rereading their copies of Atlas Shrugged are now gleefully taking the $1,200 per adult (and $500 per kid) handouts from the government.

Which reminds me of this old joke:
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?
Woman: Sure.
Man: How about for ten dollars?
Woman: What do you think I am?
Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is bargaining about price.
They've sold themselves rather cheaply.


Pigpen51 said...

That would be true, except for the fact that the government doesn't have any money. They just take it from us, so we are in fact, getting our own money back. Just like raising taxes on corporations. Corporations do not pay any taxes. The people who buy their products or services pay the taxes, in the form of higher prices for the goods or services. If the government raises corporate taxes on Ford, then the price of a new Ford vehicle will go up, Ford won't just make less profit. It doesn't work that way.


Jim in Monroe said...

Are you going to wear an armband to go grocery shopping?

CenterPuke88 said...

Just like tariffs, whose costs are paid by the importer as well...a concept that Donnie seems not to grasp?

Comrade Misfit said...

Jim, that was a hell of a non sequitur. What are you talking about?

Jim in Monroe said...

We've already established what you are. I'm just determining how far you'll go.

DTWND said...

Jim seems to be an backwoods, redneck, fucking asshole Nazi.

I’ll take the red card


Comrade Misfit said...

Jim, you should stop speaking in Wingnut. I have no idea what you mean.