Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, April 24, 2020

Extra Humor, Thanks to Dr. Trump

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It was sad, in a way, that Dr. Orange-Man dropped this bit of medical advice too late on Thursday for the late-night comedians to pick it up. They don't broadcast on Friday; by the time Monday rolls around, this will be buried by other Trumpian stupidity.

A drink recipe:
Mar-a-largo Martini. Two jiggers of Clorox and splash of Lemon Lysol. Shaken not stirred. Then a nice bake in the high intensity UV tanning bed. Black skin spots optional.

3 comments:

DTWND said...

He tried to walk it back today (Friday) by stating it was sarcasm. Like we would believe what he says over what we all witnessed.

Dale

w3ski said...

The first thing his people did was say "he never said that". Then He himself tried to say it was being sarcastic. They can't have it both ways. Especially when he says "he said it".
I wonder who told him to say it was "being sarcastic", I don't think he knew what that was before all this.
Did he also buy stock in Clorox I wonder?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Remember, we're talking about the guy who looked directly at a partial solar eclipse without using any filters to protect his eyes.