Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 17, 2020

A Graph for the Covidiots

Including the Covidiot-in-Chief.


But he won't look at it because it doesn't have his name on it.

5 comments:

DTWND said...

Well, the graph isn't on FOX News, Britebart, or Qanon so it won't register with them. They'll just deny the facts with made up numbers just like their leader.

Dale

B said...

Which made up numbers?

The Death Rate?
The rate of people showing symptoms?
The date the"curve" starts?
The number of ventilators and hospital ICU suites we were gonna need?
Or one of the other overstated/inflated numbers?

Ten Bears said...

It would appear, Comrade, it is just not simple enough.

CenterPuke88 said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present the evidence and ask it be entered as Item “B”.

CenterPuke88 said...

So, non-peer reviewed yet, but a Stanford University study in Santa Monica shows antibody response testing on slightly more than 3,000 people suggests that actual COVID-19 rate is 50 to 80 times higher than current estimates. There is good and bad news with this, if confirmed. The good news is we would be much closer to possible “herd immunity”, IF that proves applicable to this virus. The other good news is it would drive the death rate down significantly. The bad news is that is suggests a possible (significant) undercount in deaths from the virus so far.

Given California was an early location for outbreak, if we take a conservative view, that would put 30-50 million cases of people with antibodies, which drops nicely into the 1-2% mortality rate expected based upon current “known” U.S. cases.