Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Evil and the Machinery Thereof

In shelters across New York, migrant children sit in front of computer and TV screens, appearing virtually in real court proceedings. They swivel in chairs, walk in circles and play with their hair — while immigration judges address them on the screens in front of them.

“The reason we’re here is because the government of the United States wants you to leave the United States,” Judge Ubaid ul-Haq, presiding from a courtroom on Varick Street, told a group of about a dozen children on a recent morning on Webex.

“It’s my job to figure out if you have to leave,” ul-Haq continued. “It’s also my job to figure out if you should stay.”

The parties included a 7-year-old boy, wearing a shirt emblazoned with a pizza cartoon, who spun a toy windmill while the judge spoke. There was an 8-year-old girl and her 4-year-old sister, in a tie-dye shirt, who squeezed a pink plushy toy and stuffed it into her sleeve. None of the children were accompanied by parents or attorneys, only shelter workers who helped them log on to the hearin
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If you are any part of this, of running very young children through legal proceedings without them having the benefit of an attorney, then know this: You are not only helping to run a machine of evil, you are not ony participaing in evil, you are evil.

And if you can sleep at night, know this: Your soul is damned.

Detaining These Down, Here











Have a Nice, Cool Glass of Refrigerated Poison

The Food and Drug Administration is suspending a quality-control program for testing fluid milk and other dairy products due to reduced capacity in its food safety and nutrition division, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.
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The FDA this month also suspended existing and developing programs that ensured accurate testing for bird flu in milk and cheese and pathogens like the parasite Cyclospora in other food products.
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We all know how this story will play out. The purity of food will degrade, because nobody is checking, and corporations will cut corners every which way they can. We are on our way back to the glory days of the Gilded Age, when the quality ofAmerican food was somewhere between problematical and poisonous. It was a time when food products produced in America were so bad that most civilized nations would not allow them to be imported.

But that seems to be what our old syphilitic sociopath-in-chief wants to see.

Monday, April 21, 2025

Hegseth's Not Going Anywhere


Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.

Lots of pundits think this will be it for Hegseth (seen here getting dressed for work):

But I don't think so. The only thing that matters for Trump 2.0 is loyalty and Drunken Pete's loyal to his Orange God.

And Now Starting the Meme Timer

Just waiting for the "J.D. Vance killed the Pope" memes to start.

I'm not sure if "pope-killer" is much of an upgrade over "couch-fucker," though.

Sunday, April 20, 2025

Egging These Down, Here

A few to jump the queue.










Your Sunday Morning Aircraft Noise

Scenes from an airshow:

Saturday, April 19, 2025

Asshole Pundits

Let's see if this works.

David Fucking Brooks wins!

This will be a one and done, unless I can figure out another way to do it. It was too limited.

Caturday

The Diabetes Cat: