Of Course They Are

House Democrats are demanding that the Interior department retain documents related to President Donald Trump’s construction projects around Washington after whistleblowers warned that key paperwork has already been destroyed before Democrats take power, congressional sources tell CNN.

Nothing says "we know we have been breaking the law" like destroying documents.

That, and shooting witnesses, which I wouldn't put past them to do.

An Election Day Loser and Idiot Dems

Besides the Demented Orange Traitor and Handsy, a major loser was Sen. John Fetterman (Asshole-PA). See, he probably thought that the Democrats would end up with 51 seats in the Senate and that he would hold the balance of power, kind of like a certain jagoff who, in 2009-10, ensured that the insurance industry was protected instead of his constituents getting insurance. If worst came to worst, he could stagger across the aisle and flip the Senate back.

But it didn't work out that way. The Democrats may hold as many as 56 seats when the counting is done. That makes Fetterman just another minor annoyance.

Meanwhile, some idiots are arguing that the filibuster needs to go. They need to be stomped on, hard. The filibuster is the only thing that stopped the Klan Party from enacting the SAVE Act, which was a blatant attempt to disenfranchise women and minorities. It needs to stay.

Anyway, with the defeat of Handsy, the last of the Caucus of Three Morons are gone from the House (the other two being Pedo Gaetz and "Space Laser" Greene).

Blogroll Glitch

The blogroll isn't working right now.

I have no idea why.

The Bribe of Epstein (plus "Downfall")

After "Melania the documentary" bombed, Bezos is going to run a two-part "series" about her.

Which will, no doubt, result in a hefty payout to Melania that is well out of proportion to the revenue generated.

If it walks like a disguised bribe, talks like a disguised bribe, and smells like a disguised bribe, you can guess what it is.

On another note, apparently, the Orange Blob was in full denialist mode to 60 Minutes about the election results. Which is probably not unexpected, given his staff was feeding him unrealistic, if not fictional, polling results in the days before. And he really is up Putin's ass, equating President Zelenskyy's treatment of Putin to Putin's invasion of Ukraine.

Trump needs some serious help, including someone who can chain him down and make him face reality. But that won't happen. What we'll be treated to is more performances of "delusional dictator in his bunker" performances and the follow-on "Downfall" parodies.

And remember that his new CoS is such a tough guy that he sold his house and got Vulgarmort to let him stay in base housing because people were chalking mean things about him on the sidewalk in front of his house.

More Demented Activity from Trump

President Donald Trump said Saturday that he has offered the job of White House press secretary to his friend and UFC boss Dana White, an announcement unconventional even for the norm-busting president. White said Saturday that he plans to meet with Trump on Monday at the White House.

Well, it now appears that somebody suggested Dana White as press secretary; Trump got confused and announced the wrong Dana White. And now that mistake isn't going to be fixed because doing so would humiliate Trump.

She never had a chance, anyway. Trump reportedly hates standing next to Black women who are in positions of power.

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

The Mach Loop:

Well, Well, Well-- Nuclear Ed.

When Trump had the Iranian nuclear complexes bombed in 2025, he said that their nuclear program had been completely obliterated.

Then just after he started this stupid war, he said that the Iranian nuclear program had been wiped out.

Well, now, he's offering big rewards:

So I guess it's not obliterated.

Anyway, somebody would have to be really stupid to trust Trump's word on this. He'd figure out a way to either stiff them entirely or take a piece of the action. And "possible relocation"... to where? Chad?

Smugly Posting These Down, Here

Caturday

Chip goes online

Shorter Trump: Fuck You, America.

President Donald Trump said Friday that Stephen Miller was replacing Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff, installing as his closest adviser a loyal, combative bulldog for his “America First” agenda as the president prepares to stare down a newly empowered Democratic Congress next year.

Oh, he said he was willing to work with Democrats, but this is a declaration of war. There's going to be no reaching across the aisle. Pee-Wee German is the most racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, and all around shitheel of a person that the Senile Old Fat Fuck could find.

Prepare for massive governmental misfunction when he's not trying to sell out Ukraine and Alaska to Putin.

Shit's going to get worse until the Republicans in Congress grow a spine and do something.

Strap in, folks.