Arresting These Down, Here

Bet Consumers Won't See a Dime

The Trump administration has refunded about $100bn from the tariffs it collected before the US supreme court ruled them illegal, according to reports.

The $100bn (£74bn) figure, which represents 60% of the total $165bn collected from Donald Trump’s “liberation day” tariffs, was reported by customs officials to the US court of international trade (CIT) on Tuesday, according to the Financial Times.

Consumers who paid increased prices because of Tariff Bpy's snit aren't going to see a nickel. But the middlemen and importers will make a bundle.

Donald J. Trump, King of Stolen Valor

There was a time when doing this would have led to ostracism from public life:

Recall that he was a draft dodger whose dad allegedly paid off a podiatrist to document bone spurs that probably didn't exist. The Selective Service wasn't going to drag a rich kid in for diagnostic X-rays when they could fill their quota with poor kids.

But that doesn't stop that cowardly fuckwad from cosplaying as a decorated general.

That those on the Right haven't lined up to denounce this bullshit tells me all that I ever needed to know about their integrity. But we knew that, ever since the same people who lashed out at Bill Clinton for being a draft dodger and who Swift-boated John Kerry closed their eyes to Chimpy's getting a champagne NG post and the late unlamented Dick the Torturer's draft-dodging.

Banging These Down, Here

Maybe the Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago Can Find A Lawyer Who Won't Mind Being Disbarred.

President Donald Trump is considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District of Columbia, over a Justice Department conclusion that problems with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool stemmed from a flawed renovation rather than vandalism, two people familiar with his thinking told CNN.

The president is “furious” with Pirro, one of the sources said, telling CNN that he fumed about her all weekend. They added that based on his criticisms of her, they find it “highly likely she’s removed from her job.”

As I pointed out yesterday, Pirro and her subordinates know the risks of charging people without evidence. Trump doesn't care, of course. Odds are good that a new US attorney who brings charges unsupported by evidence on Trump's say-so is going to be disbarred. For I have a feeling that the judges and the bar associations have had their fill of this stupid shit.

Not the Civil War

It was, as this article points out, the Rebellion of the Slave-Owners.

Need proof? How about the infamous "Tweny Slave Law", which exempted slaveowners from being drafted to fight in their war. But they drafted hardscrabble farmers (read BadTux's comment to this post), leaving their families facing starvation.

It was no noble cause. It was a war waged by slaveowners, using poor white men as cannon fodder, to preserve their system.

And it is no accident that, once the Union Army began occupying plantations, the attitude of the soldiers went from "why are we fighting for this" to "burn the motherfucking South to the ground."

Reality and Fantasy Collide Over the Reflecting Pool

President Donald Trump on Saturday sharply criticized U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro’s assessment that damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was the result of shoddy construction and not the work of vandals, as he claims.

Pirro’s office, in a court filing on Friday, moved to drop criminal charges against a former Olympian, David Hearn, who had been accused of deliberately damaging the pool after it underwent a renovation ahead of the nation’s 250th birthday celebration last month.

Trump, in a posting on social media, acknowledged that there “may have been some contractor difficulty” in the installation of a new pool liner. But he continues to insist “the major damage was caused by VANDALS!”

Donnie Demento and his suckups like Burgham can continue to lie and spin and fuss all they want. And I'm sure that Pirro would like to sing along with the Fabualist Choir of Asskissers, but she has a real problem. Both she and the attorneys working for her are answerable to judges and to state bar ethics committees. And neither are impressed by hype and lies.

Pirro is licensed in New York, I believe, and this is what the professional responsibility statutes have to say about that:

If they persist with charges that are patently false and unsupported by evidence, there can be trouble. A number of the Bloated Lying Orange Boss's attorneys have lost their law licenses for lying to courts and for bringing absurd claims pushed by Cade Bone Spurs.

Pirro, and the attorneys working for her, are well aware of that. They also know that those who sacrifice themselves for Don Snoreleone don't end up well. And so they aren't going to do that.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

A gaggle of Spitfires:

Caturday

An asphalt driveway would seem to make a hard bed for Speck,

Who's the Biggest Crybaby?

You know who it is, of course.

Trump at a Cabinet meeting today: "I probably was abused more than anybody in the history of our country."

Right. The spirits of those who were part of the Long Walk of the Navajo would, if they could, shed tears for Crybaby Donnie.

So would this man, Peter:

Or this man:

Or Emmett Till:

But none of those people would matter to Weeping Donnie, the Biggest Narcissist Since Nero, because he is just so, so abused and anyway, those folks were not white.

The sad thing is that nobody at that meeting had the stones to stand up and sy: "Sir, you're just crazy. I quit."