Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

The Kavanaugh Memorial


The memorial for Renee Good, who was killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, was set on fire Tuesday night, a Minneapolis City Council member said.

Jason Chavez, who represents the area where Good was killed, said someone poured gasoline on a fenced part of the memorial at 33rd Street and Portland Avenue.

The Minneapolis Police Department said someone set fire to a pile of wood, and the fire was extinguished by the time officers arrived around 8:45 p.m. No one was injured, but several items at the memorial site were damaged.

"This is despicable," Chavez wrote in a social media post.

Neighbors and observers worked to extinguish the fire, according to Chavez.

No one has been arrested, police said, and the fire is under investigation
.

Meanwhile, noted fascist wimp and asshole buddy of the Hillbilly CouchFucker, Curtis Yarvin, is having a cow because Trump isn't moving fast enough to destroy our republic. I don't know why he just doesn't get on an airplane and fly to a country whose political system would better suit him, but my guess is that he's either too stupid or too lazy to learn Mandarin or Russian.

My guess is that Yarvin, who seems to want to see everything burn down, would lose a fight with a few Brownie Scouts.

Affirmative Action for Unqualified White People


Her job description:

The Commission on Fine Arts passes on White House modifications, so she'll need to work maybe ten minutes a week for her full pay.

Carl Hiaasen was Right, Florida is a Corrupt Cesspit

Here's a barely-disguised bribe to the state AG:


$100G/yr for teaching two hours a week. That's pretty fucking rich.

And that's the corruption of the DeSantis regime.

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

GOP's Poll Tax on Everyone

That is what the SAVE Act is: a poll tax designed to stop poorer people and women from voting.

Voters need to prove citizenship. If you don't have your birth certificate available, you'll need to get a certified copy. If your name doesn't match, you'll need a certified copy of your name change or a certified copy of your marriage license-- each one of them if you've been married more than once and have had different surnames.

Or you'll need a valid passport or passport card.

None of that is cost-free. You may need to make repeated trips to your vital records department and pay fee after fee.

All is supposedly to prevent voter fraud, which is both extremely rare and mostly perpetrated by Republicans.

No, folks, the goal is to come up with a way to disenfranchise tens of millions of Americans, the ones more likely than not to vote against the Party of Fascism.

In other words, they want to rig the game.

Don't let them. Call or write your congresscritters.

Paying Your Taxes This Season?

Big Trumpy companies like Tesla and Palantir pay nothing.

Billionaires, on a percentage basis, mostly pay dogshit in taxes.

And they give nothing back:



On a percentage basis, I'll bet that most readers of this blog have given more to charity over 2025 than Musk has given in his fucking life. And you, Gentle Reader, didn't give to a self-serving personal foundation, like Musk likely does (and Trump did).

Dear Brendan Carr: FCC You

CBS, out of fear of that bald imittion of an ambulatory penis, ordered Stephen Colbert not to interview James Talarico or talk about it on the air.

So of course he talked about it.


Here is the interview:



May be time for an anchor pool to bet when he gets fired early by CBS.

Filming These Down, Here











Pedo Don

The FBI found that the accusation that he assaulted a 13-15 year old girl was credible.

He's a discusting old pedo. That he was electrd twice and is still polluting the White House is a national shame.

BREAKING NEWS: A civil war has erupted in the Republican Party between those who know Donald Trump raped children and care a little bit and those who know Donald Trump raped children and don't care at all.

Monday, February 16, 2026

Printing These Down, Here

The NTSB report will be interesting to read:











Sunday, February 15, 2026

GOP Sick Fucks

Torturing one's kid:

The Wasatch County Republican Party Chair is behind bars after police investigated reports that he was “waterboarding” his 16-year-old family member.

David Nephi Johnson, 54, has been arrested and charged with intentional or knowing aggravated child abuse, a first-degree felony.

She wasn't the only kid that this sick perv allegedly beat and waterboarded.

As tyhey were stuffing this pervert into a cruiser, he was yelling "I have rights!"

He does, indeed. He has the right to remain silent, but I'm betting he'll talk himsel into a goodly stretch in prison, which will be cut short by a shanking.