The Weather Wimps of Southern California

Pussies. All of them.

The Banksters Win Again. Isn't that Always the Way It Goes; Motor City Edition

The banksters are going to be first in line to pick over the bones of the City of Detroit.

Individual investors who paid out hard cash for city bond, and pensioners, who spent their working lives trying to make Detroit a good place to live, will be at the bottom of the heap. The Emergency Overlord of Detroit, Kevyn Orr, is allegedly going to make sure that his Wall Street buddies are taken care of. For why else would he put forth a plan that fucks over everyone who had their lives and their cash wrapped up on Detroit and reward the banksters whose sole function was charging rapacious fees for their work?

The fingerprints of the Koch Brothers lackey state governor, Rick Snyder, are all over this little tongue-bath for the banksters.

"Hey, the Bride and Groom are Ni-" CLANG!

A planned wedding in a Baptist Church in Mississippi had to be relocated to another church because members of the congregation got upset when the found out that the bride and the groom to be wed were Black folks. The good folks of the First Baptist Church of Crystal Springs, or some of them, threatened to have the preacher fired if he went ahead and married the couple in the church.

The wedding party moved their ceremony to another church. Presumably one that believes that the admonition to "love thy neighbor" is color-blind.

Ah, good old Mississippi. Even in Alabama, they're scratching their heads over this story and asking "no shit, you clowns really did that?"

(For the three people who didn't understand the title reference, click here.)

Wait, What??

If I go outside and find out that my Honda has morphed into a unicorn that is farting eyeballs, I guess I won't be too surprised.


(A translation of the lyrics)

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Wait, What??

From Rick Santorum's Twitter Feed:

After today's sermon on compassion, I'm reflecting on my duty to turn my back towards homosexual acts while also embracing my fellow man.

OK, so we now know that he is a bottom.

Off to church with the whole entire extended family. Sometimes we joke the priest must get tired of all the Santorum he has to deal with.

I thought that the Vatican was cracking down on priests who did such things.

I vow to keep dirty politics behind us, America: There will be no Santorum smear on any of my opponents.

Nice to know that ol' Rick helps his partners clean up after sex.

I support our troops. When I am elected each and every American soldier will feel me behind them.

Rick, you are aware that most of them are straight and that they have access to firearms?

We know we have a lot of work ahead, but by the end of this year, Santorum will be on the lips of every young Republican.

I might even pay money to see that.

Yeah, I know. It's probably fake. But if it is, it's a good one. Of course, it does help if you're aware of the joke.

Wait, What??

Wait, What?

A steam-powered record player: