Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Shorter Milo: "It Hurt When the Leopards Ate My Face!"

In his first interview since being detained by ICE and deported, far-right commentator Milo Yiannopoulos said he is “very ashamed” to have ever supported President Donald Trump.

Yiannopoulos joined Piers Morgan on Piers Morgan Uncensored this week to discuss his detention by ICE agents in Louisiana on Thursday. Yiannopoulos has since been deported back to the United Kingdom.
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"If I had any clue that anything remotely like this was even possible, I would never have got involved in supporting Trump in the first place and I’m very ashamed that I did.
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Milo didn't spend months in an ICE concentration camp, nor was he flown out in shackles, like ICE normally deports people. And he likely rode out on a standard commercial flight, with meals and beverage service.

But then again, ol' Milo's a white dude, so he got pretty brutal treatment for one.

5 comments:

S M McBean said...

I was hoping he'd get dumped in Uganda, or some such. Somewhere where he doesn't know the language, has no friends, and they execute homosexuals.

dinthebeast said...

Talk to me when you donate a substantial sum to the Democrats. Until then, you are still a Fergus supporter.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

They should have sent him to El Salvador or Madagascar. Or maybe got him a job on a Venezuelan fishing boat.

Comrade Misfit said...

He can’t legally do that.

dinthebeast said...

The Russians can't legally support the GOP either, but they seem to manage it.

-Doug in Sugar Pine