Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Republicans: Willfully Blind or Just Stupid?

I had the TV on this morning. Some Republican congressman was bleating about how we've had nothing but trouble from the Iranian regime since 1979 and that we've been in pretty much a state of war with them for 47 years.

That was a pretty good encapsulation of why we're never going to be free of this mess, because morons like that worthy either don't know of our past history with Iran and don't understand that the problems stem from the last time we executed regime change there in 1953.

Now we're going to try and do assassinations and regime change by bombing? What lunatic comes up with that idea?

Meanwhile, Trump has set two precedents that might come back to haunt him:
  1. It is OK to use the military to assassinate national leaders, and 
  2. Former presidents can be compelled to testify, under oath.

#2 may be the route to finally clap his orange ass in the pokey. But we shall see,

Mr. "No More Foreign Wars" at Work

2012:

2023:

2024:

Now we have Operation Epstein Fury:

The U.S. and Israel launched a major attack on targets across Iran on Saturday.

Two unpopular wannabee autocrats launched another war.

Man, those allegations in the Epstein Files that Trump sexually assaulted and punched a 13-year-old girl seem to be more and more credible.

Some White House or Pentagon official or family member probably placed a huge pro-war bet on one of the "prediction" websites within the last 36 hours. It's the modern equivalent of insider trading. Because the one thread that is ever-present in the Trump White House is corruption.

The Iranian regime likely isn't going anywhere, just as the only change to the Maduro regime was the guy at the top. One thing that our Elderly and Demented Pedo-in-Chief is bad at is follow-up.

Caturday

Priss is enduring the winter in her fleece palace with a heated bed.

Friday, February 27, 2026

A Bit of Trigger-Happiness

The U.S. military used a laser Thursday to shoot down a “seemingly threatening” drone flying near the U.S.-Mexico border. It turned out the drone belonged to Customs and Border Protection, lawmakers said.

Whiskey Pete's boys seem to be a little trigger-happy. My guess is that he's given order to kill first and ask questions later. Because that's the sort of ghoul that he is.

CBP uses Predator (MQ-9B) drones, so that's about $34 million or so that was needlessly blown to bits.

Hoax

Trump has been claiming, recently, that he's been "exonerated" and anything tying him to Epstein is a hoax.

The thing is, he's in the Epstein Files something like 38,000 times and reports keep surfacing of more and more documents that Bondi's Legal Department keeps trying to hide, but traces are being found. Even Repubicans are not buying his line about a hoax and are demanding full and absolute disclosure.

So if Trump has been lying about the Epstein Files being a hoax, then that begs the question: Was he lying about other things being a hoax?

And there's this:

I have been persuaded, all along, that Putin has kompromat on Trump. It's how those goons operate. But it's also possible that Trump is just stupid, that he believes Putin's lies because Putin fluffs Trump's ego.

Trump used to claim that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes. But, as someone else said, he's now so unpopular that he could do that any not lose any more votes.

His unpopularity is scaring him to the point that he's seriously considering stealing the 2026 election in plain sight:

A group of pro-Trump attorneys and supporters is circulating a draft of a presidential executive order that uses alleged Chinese interference in the 2020 election -- of which there is no evidence -- to justify a national emergency declaration that they claim would give President Donald Trump sweeping power over voting, multiple sources told ABC News.

The 17-page draft order, which sources say Trump has reviewed, would mandate the use of voter ID and hand-counted ballots, and ban mail-in ballots ahead of the upcoming midterm elections.

The attorneys pushing the draft order said they anticipate it would be incorporated into a planned executive order, which they expect to be issued soon
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Imagine President Obama doing that. The Tea Party would have been out with their rifles. And as well they should have. States run elections, not the federal government. Every attorney who is working on this fascist takeover of the upcoming elections, should be identified and disbarred. And then they should be all charged with sedition.

Because It's Friday

Rio Grand Southern #20 in winter:

Thursday, February 26, 2026

Lab Testing These Down, Here












I Don't Know What Happened Off Cuba

A speedboat carrying 10 people approached Cuba’s north shore and opened fire on Cuban soldiers when they confronted the vessel, according to the Caribbean island’s government.

Troops returned fire, killing four people and wounding six others who were detained Wednesday after the encounter.

The Ministry of the Interior said the people in the boat were Cubans living in the U.S. and accused them of trying to infiltrate the country to unleash terrorism. U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said it was not a U.S. government operation
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But I know two things:

First off, neither the Cuban government nor ours can be considered trustworthy. Both will lie at the drop of a feather. Marco Rubio has sold his soul and his honor to the Orange Turd, he's completely untrustworthy.

Second, our national credibility to complain when it comes to other countries blowing up boats with people in them is below zero. Trumpelthinskin and Kegseth have been murdering people in boats for months with no justification offered for their killings.

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Slashing These Down, Here











The Nazi Truck With a Built-In Crematorium

You are 17 times more likely to be burned alive in a Cybertruck than a Ford Pinto.

Don't give one to anyone who owes you money.

I Am Shocked, Shocked, that the DoJ is Covering up Epstein for Trump

The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds. It also removed some documents from the public database where accusations against Jeffrey Epstein also mention Trump.

It's a lengthy story, the thrust of it is what one would expect: Trump abused young girls and Bondi's lawyers are covering it all up, despite the law require disclosure. The billionaires all think they're above the law and if they get caught, they can buy a pardon from Donnie.

Each morning, every conservative should stand in front of their mirror, acknowledge that Donald Trump is a pedophile, and they support him anyway because they are getting what they want from him.

In other words, they're fine with sacrificing kids for their own gain.

Monday, February 23, 2026

ICE is Still Evil

Truly.

ICE is training its new agents to violate the Constitution and the law.

The criminal trials of ICE/CBP agents that'll start in 2029 will be epic. We can put the top brass in Stephen Miller's cellblock.

Dogpile on the FBI's Make-a-Wish Boy

Normally, I'd try to amass a few, but fuck that guy. Taking a government jet to go get hammered at a hockey game is abusive spending at its finest.



Six years ago, SecNav flew halfway around the world in his government jet to scream at the crew of an aircraft carrier, but even that was kinda sorta offical business.

This, on the other hand, is as big a case of abuse as Dachau Barbie allegedly screwing her brains out on a government luxury 737.

Maybe I'm Piling on the FBI's Make-a-Wish-Boy Director

But I don't think so:

Make-a-Wish-Boy, When He Didn't Have Access to a Gummint Jet

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM

He's a little troll. His one function is flying around in his taxpayer-paid ride to show up at high-profile crime scenes with his child-sized raid jacket and toy badge, like he's real police.

Sunday, February 22, 2026

$75,000 Make-a-Wish Kid’s Trip

FBI Director Ka$h Patel put on his kiddie-sized jersey to celebrate withe the men's hovkey team.

Sure, FBI, tell us more lies about this being an official trip.

Donnie Continues to Beclown Himself

He wants to send a "hospital boat" to Greenland.

But none are available:

Greenland has 50,000 people or so, five hospitals and free health care. They don't need our help.

But we needed theirs:

Denmark’s military said its arctic command forces evacuated a crew member of a U.S. submarine off the coast of Greenland for urgent medical treatment.

And somehow, because of that, he thinks Greenland needs our help. He's definitely not firing on all cylinders (if he ever has been).

Meanwhile, he apparently used one of his aliases to call into C-SPAN and yell about the tariff decision. He is such an immature child. No wonder the rest of the world is laughing at him.

The Wannabee Autocrat Can't Tolerate Dissent

Donald Trump has told Netflix to remove the Democratic foreign policy expert Susan Rice from its board or “face the consequences”, while the streaming platform is locked in an extraordinary corporate battle to take control of Warner Bros Discovery (WBD).

In comments posted on his Truth Social platform, the US president described Rice – who served as national security adviser to Barack Obama and UN ambassador and White House adviser under Joe Biden – as a “political hack” and accused her of having “no talent or skills”.

Trump’s comments herald a fresh intervention in the takeover battle between Netflix and Paramount Skydance for the studios and streaming businesses of WBD only weeks after promising not to get involved.

He really is a whiney little bitch of a manchild. He can't take anybody of note saying anything bad about him.

He's both demented and narcissistic.

And if you voted for him, damn your hide.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

Thunderbolt:

Saturday, February 21, 2026

Nobody Wants Elon's Nazi Trucks

Sales dropped below 20,000 last year. Even the Edsel sold more in a much less populous time.

Remember: Everything Border Patrol and ICE officers Testify to In Court Are Lies

Cases brought against protestors are falling apart because ICE agents keep lying on the stand. The term is "testilying" and, of course, Trump's Legal Dept. won't hold them accountable.

The statute of limitation for federal perjury is five years, so it's possible we'll get around to locking up those lying fuckers.

New Hampshire Wants to Become a Safe State for Nazis and Other Bigots

The Republicans are trying to pass a bill that effectively outlaws saying that Nazis were evil and slavery was a bad thing.

Because bigotry and the like are rock-ribbed GRanite State features, I guess.

Screwing Over the Troops, the Trumpian Way

He's making Army CWOs bid on what they want for retention bonuses.

This is after his plan to fuck with VA disability pay, which was abruptly withdrawn after a lot of outcry.

To those in the military: Your Commander-in-Chief does not value your service. He sees you as backdrops to his speeches and as expendible parts to be used to justify his fading sense of manhood and to distract people from his other political troubles.

But what else did you expect from a draft-dodger who comes from a line of draft-dodgers and who views being in office as only a chance to enrichen himself?

Thinking of Coming to the US for Tourism? FUCKING DON'T DO IT! Not Unless You Like Spending Weeks in an ICE Prison.

That's what's happening to white tourists with valid visas. Imagine what'll happen if you can't pass the Kavanaugh Color Test.

People are paying attention to that. Tourism is down and destinations that get a lot of foreign tourists are feeling the drop. Global tourism isn't down; tourists are going elsewhere rather than risk being tossed into ICE's Gulag.

Caturday

Chip on his downstairs bed:

Friday, February 20, 2026

USSC’s Stll Gutless

As has has been pointed out elsewhere, the lower courts in the tariff cases issued injunctions against Trump's tariffs. Those injections were sustained by the appellate courts.

The Supremes could have what the injections stand while the case was ordered. Instead, they overturned the injunctions. They would've been no issue about refunds if sthe justices had done their fucking job in the first place.

But no. Half of the conservatives were gutless weasels who didn't want to stand up to Trump until it was absolutely unavoidable.

The Party of Epstein: GOP Sex Pests in Government

Large ones:

A state legislator’s former chief of staff faces charges of child sexual exploitation and child sex trafficking. Federal agents arrested Craig Scott Valdez, 36, early Friday in Juneau, according to court documents.

Valdez is an Anchorage resident listed as having served as Republican Wasilla state Sen. George Rauscher’s chief of staff since November. Valdez was terminated Friday hours after the charges were made public, according to a press secretary for the state Senate minority caucus, of which Rauscher is a member.

Valdez was also elected as chair of the Alaska Young Republicans in January 2025 and became the group’s state committee chair last month, according to social media posts.

And small ones:

Butler Mayor Wesley R. Dingus, a 48-year-old Republican, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of voyeurism after a Richland County Sheriff’s Office investigation revealed he allegedly entered the bedroom of an underage related female in his care and sniffed her worn underwear on two separate occasions — conduct recorded on a hidden camera the girl set up herself, according to the Richland County Sheriff’s Office.

"Dingus"?? That name'll serve him well if they send him to the joint for a spell.

Trump's On-Air Fit

I watched as much of his remarks as I could stand.

Gentle Readers, do you not understand, now? He's fucking crazy, up there ranting that he can bomb countries and embargo trade but he can't charge a tariff. Calling the conservative justices who ruled against him "disloyal" (Roberts, Barret, Gorsuch) and all but inviting his MAGA Flying Monkeys to go after them and their families?

He's lost his shit, in public on live TV. The rest of the world must be laughing at us for having elected this unhinged nutcase, twice. He used language that he'd never dream of saying about Putin, who has stabbed him in the back so many times that Donnie's little more than a Russian pincushion.

And yes, if Biden had done that, the "smart people" would be yammering about impeachment and/or the 25th Amendment.

Reporting is that Republicans in Congress are privately relieved that the Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.

Well, fuck them, too. They are gutless cowards, every last one of them. They're hiding behind the black robes of theSupreme Court, instead of standing up and doing their fucking jobs. as the superior branch of government that they are supposed to be (because they're in Article I of the Constitution).

Trump Loses Bigly, For Once


Of course, the three hard-core fascists (Thomas, Alito, Kavanaugh) wanted to continue prostrating the Constitution to Trump. But this time, they lost. The decision, concurrences and dissents run to something like 170 PDF pages, and I am not about to read all of that shit for free.

No doubt that Trump and his allies are pitching fits right now.

Whether refunds will now issue (over $100 billion) is an open question. And a bit of global trade has evolved so that, where possible, some goods are avoiding the American market. Raw/medium level materials are going to factories outside of the US so they don't get hit with Trump's taxes. That probably won't change for years. Trump has done lasting damage to the American economy, and screw all of those who bought into his bullshit. You know who you are.

Because Its Friday

Driving a steam wagon:



There is No "Department of Justice" Anymore

Trump's formally defiling the building:

A large banner with Donald Trump’s face was hung on the front of the Justice Department headquarters in Washington, the president’s latest effort to imprint his personal brand on the nation’s capital.

Observers spotted the lengthy blue banner featuring Trump’s face sandwiched between two pillars on the building’s exterior on Thursday. The banner, which also includes the DOJ seal, states, “Make America Safe Again,” and adorns the front entrance of a department that Democrats say has been weaponized by Trump.

(I don't care for heights, but if they have a lottery for Who Gets To Rip This Down at 12:01PM, 1/20/29, I am in.)

You might recall who also did that:

Prosecutors are walking out on this craziness and so are the criminals, who are being set free by Trump's Legal Department:

The federal prosecutor’s office in Minnesota has been gutted by a wave of career officials resigning or retiring over objections to Trump administration directives. Because of the turmoil, 12-time convicted felon Cory Allen McKay caught a break.

With a three-decade record of violent crime that includes strangling a pregnant woman and firing a shotgun under a person’s chin, McKay was scheduled to stand trial next month on methamphetamine trafficking charges that could have locked him up for 25 years. Instead, he walked free after the prosecutor on his case retired.

This is a side-effect of Shadow President Miller's racist lawfare on brown people. Latinos who are native-born citizens have been getting swept up and held for days, solely because they don't pass Kavanaugh's Color Chart.

As this goes on, anyone who has a shred of personal honor left should down tools and walk out the door of Bondi's Legal Revenge Team.

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Ka$h Living Large on our Dime

He took the FBI jet to Milan to watch hockey games. That cost us $75K or more.

Of course, like any good bureaucrat on a government boondoggle, he scheduled a meeting or two to justify the trip.

Anyone Who Believes DHS's Lies on This Airplane Has Rocks For Brains

An executive jet the Department of Homeland Security has told the White House’s Office of Management and Budget it needs for immigrant deportation flights and Cabinet officials’ travel features a bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar, according to images of the aircraft obtained by NBC News.

DHS recently began leasing the Boeing 737 Max 8, which DHS officials have described as a luxury jet, but now Immigration and Customs Enforcement is seeking approval from OMB to purchase it for $70 million, according to two DHS officials involved in the request. ICE told OMB that it would be used for deportations and travel for Cabinet officials, the two officials said.

Anyone with a smidgen of sense will know that that airplane will make, at most, one flight with a few deportees so DHS can claim that's what they use it for.

There's only one "Cabinet offical" at DHS. This airplane is her personal flying fuck-palace so she can screw her boyfriend's brains out beyond the prying eyes of everyone.

Epstein's Border Patrol

He was chummy with some Border Patrol officers in St. Thomas. He got preclearance for flights and cultivated contacts to smooth over difficulties with other officers.

Billionaires really do think that law is beneath them.

Screaming These Down, Here


Poor demented Donnie doesn't remember that he was the president on 1/6/21.
He really needs help.

Release all of them.







Epstein Accountability, Elsewhere

The Andrew formerly known as Prince has been arrested for his ties with Jeffrey Epstein.

As far as I know, the last royal who was arrested was King Charles I, whose case was resolved by cutting off his head.

Meanwhile, what else is in the Trump-Epstein files must be really bad, as Mr."No Foreign Wars" contemplates starting one.

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

The Kavanaugh Memorial


The memorial for Renee Good, who was killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, was set on fire Tuesday night, a Minneapolis City Council member said.

Jason Chavez, who represents the area where Good was killed, said someone poured gasoline on a fenced part of the memorial at 33rd Street and Portland Avenue.

The Minneapolis Police Department said someone set fire to a pile of wood, and the fire was extinguished by the time officers arrived around 8:45 p.m. No one was injured, but several items at the memorial site were damaged.

"This is despicable," Chavez wrote in a social media post.

Neighbors and observers worked to extinguish the fire, according to Chavez.

No one has been arrested, police said, and the fire is under investigation
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Meanwhile, noted fascist wimp and asshole buddy of the Hillbilly CouchFucker, Curtis Yarvin, is having a cow because Trump isn't moving fast enough to destroy our republic. I don't know why he just doesn't get on an airplane and fly to a country whose political system would better suit him, but my guess is that he's either too stupid or too lazy to learn Mandarin or Russian.

My guess is that Yarvin, who seems to want to see everything burn down, would lose a fight with a few Brownie Scouts.

Affirmative Action for Unqualified White People


Her job description:

The Commission on Fine Arts passes on White House modifications, so she'll need to work maybe ten minutes a week for her full pay.