Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
Showing posts with label Uncle Sam's Christian Flying Club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uncle Sam's Christian Flying Club. Show all posts

Saturday, June 13, 2026

The Most Racist Administration Since Woodrow Wilson's Keeps On Showing Their Racism

Removing the portrait of Chappie James, the first Black Air Force four-star general, is a new low. Hegseth wouldn't be worthy of polishing General James's flight boots.

But hey, MAGA, he's your guy. Put down your computer and ensure that the holes line up in your white sheets.

And to every general officer in the Air Force and the Space Force: If you don't stand up, now, you're a pack of fucking cowards, regardless of how much fruit salad you wear on your chests.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

That's Not Going to Buff Out

An E-3 "AWACS" was apparently destroyed in an Iranian missile attac on Prince Sultan airbase:


I don't know if it's an honest mistake, Gen. Sedgwick-grade arrogance or utter stupidity to put very high-value airplanes at a base within reach of Iranian missiles.

Wikipedia claims that the Air Force had sixteen E-3s in service. Losing one isn't good.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Habu!



I saw one paint on a SPS-40. The radar made something like four sweeps and it was gone.

Saturday, August 3, 2024

Same as It Ever Was, Aviation Ed.

A deadly Osprey aircraft crash last November off Japan was caused by cracks in a metal gear and the pilot’s decision to keep flying rather than heed multiple warnings that he should land, according to an Air Force investigation released Thursday.

First off, it's always easy to blame the dead pilot(s). The manufacturer has technical people and lawyers to throw shade and deflect blame. The Air Force has senior officers and more technical people and JAG officers to deflect blame and throw shade. the dead crew has nobody to speak for them.

Second, this accidents points to a syndrome known as "alarm fatigue", which is when too many alarms keep going off, most of which are meaningless, and, if one terminates a flight because of them, results in an ass-chewing. It's a phenonemon that goes back a very long time (as in The Boy Who Called 'Wolf'). Easier to blame the dead pilots for not figuring out which of the pasta-gazillion alarms were valid, instead of fixing the damn bastardized aircraft.

The SS doesn't let POTUS fly on the MV-22s operated by HMX-1, which should give you some idea how safe they believe those critters are.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

(Somehow, this went live last Tuesday. Deleted and reposted. Maybe.)

A KC-135 in the Mach Loop.



Not exactly a low pass, but that airplane's probably older than the pilot's parents.

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

The B-3 B-21.

It still irks me that the mentally-deficient leaders in the Zommies got to trash the aircraft designation system because some alcohol-besotted functionary thought that "B-21" was a cooler designation than "B-3" for their latest flying money-sink.

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Last week, I posted a current video of a C-5.

Here's an older one of a C-5, with the old "growling" engines. Time was, one could pass over head a couple of miles up and you'd know it was a C-5 just from the sound.

Sunday, October 8, 2023

Saturday, February 4, 2023

Plumbing

The "Polar Plunge" brought us a gift: A busted pipe.

So today has been fun.

The Chinese Spy Balloon was shot down today.

Monday, November 28, 2022

Every Cargo Airplane is Now a Bomber

The Zoomies have tested a weapon system that turns a lot of cargo airplanes into bombers. The Rapid Dragon is a palletized cruise missle. The loadmasters shove the pallet out of the back, a parachute stabilizes the pallet and then the missile launches.

The term "force multiplier" gets tossed around a lot, but it seems applicable in this case.

"Every Trash-Hauler, a Bomber."

Saturday, November 19, 2022

Non-Flying Pilots

The Air Force is moving more and more towards training their pilots in simulators.

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not. It certainly will likely be cheaper,[1] which will satisfy the flag officer/bureaucrats in Ft. Fumble. The airlines were early adopters of simulator training because it's supposedly almost as good, it's a lot cheaper to do it that way and their stockholders don't like training crashes.

But airlines fly the same routes. The crews bid on those routes. The Air Froce suppsedly has to be ready to go anywhere at anytime. Flying real airples has the potential to introduce elements that are not in the lesson plan for that day's flight, which may teach adaptability. And it may concentrate the mind to know that fucking up a flight could lead to going home in a box.

But maybe not.
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[1] Air Force procurement can't even buy a fucking tanker without incompetence and massive cost overruns. The Air Force procurement offices should be moved to Stockholm.