Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Your Daily Reminder That the P-47 Administration is Racist AF

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

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— El Norte Recuerda (@elnorterecuerda.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM

Loomer is not just some racist nutjob. She's a racist nutjob that has a direct line into the brain of the Small-Fingered Vulgarian. She says bad things about some civil servant or military officer and her Orange Puppet immediately fires that person.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Word


The three of them are all professed believers in Jesus, who preached about welcoming strangers, feeding the hungry, caring for the sick and the despised. They do none of that.

They are going to all burn in Hell.

And if you are one of those chortling over DeSantis's Dachau, then so will you.

Tromping These Down, Here












Monday, June 30, 2025

Sunday, June 29, 2025

DeSantis's Dachau

A new plan to convert a remote Everglades airstrip into a migrant detention center, dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz," has been celebrated by MAGA supporters, who hailed it as a victory for the hard-line immigration agenda they voted for.

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said the facility would be funded through the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) Shelter and Services Program, which has been used to provide housing and support for undocumented migrants.

Remember this: for MAGA, cruelty is the point. These are not the "worst of the worst", these are people who have not committed a crime. Overstaying a visa or not having one is a civil, not a criminal violation. And yes, the Puppy-Killer is reveling in the cruelty.

MAGA are the same sort of people who reveled at cramming Jews into boxcars. They are just as despicable.

Your Sunday Morning Turboprop Noise

A Lockheed Electra:

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Worst Chief Justice Since Roger Taney Complains That People Are Being So Mean to Him

Chief Justice John Roberts, speaking at a moment when threats against judges are on the rise, warned on Saturday that elected officials’ heated words about judges can lead to threats or acts of violence by others.

Right, we shouldn't speak about how shitty a judge he is as he and his fellow fascists on the Supreme Court acquiesce in Trump and the GOP's march towards an authoritarian state. He disregards the plain language of the Constitution when it discomfits his Orange Master-- so much for textualism, originalism and the rule of law. (Yes, I know John Yoo disagrees, but I put no stock in the opinions of a torturer.)

Roberts has been dismantling our democracy for a decade, if not more, and he's got the temerity to suffer butthurt when people call him out on it?

Fuck him, his horse and the other five black-robed fascists and their spouses.

Caturday

Low-angle craptastic photo.

Friday, June 27, 2025

New York Times Has Been Getting It Wrong About Fascism for Over a Century.

1922: "Hitler's not so bad."

I was about to joke that the New York Times would've called the Nazi invasion of Poland a "bold reaction to an intractable border dispute," but then I remembered that the NYT actually wrote in 1922 that Hitler didn't really mean all the bad things he said about the Jews.

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— Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) June 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM

Loren Bobert is Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks

Handsy thinks nuclear weapons aren't real and the Moon landing didn't happen.

She is evidence that two of Colorado's congtressional districts have brain-damaged voters.

Because It's Friday

A steam trike tractor:



Personally, I wouldn't want to be within 100 yards of that beast when it was under steam.

We All Knew That the Trumps Were Lying


Grifting the gullible MAGA idiots was always their business plan.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Pete Hegseth is a Stupid Suckup. Prove Me Wrong.

What he said:

"Let me read the bottom line here. President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history, and it was a resounding success resulting in a ceasefire agreement and the end of the 12 day war."

Two immediately come to mind: Operation Overlord and Operation Chromite. Compared to those operations, Operation Stormy Daniels Midnight Hammer was a fucking five-finger exercise.

But this is what happens when you have a sycophantic drunkard as Secretary of Defense. He's not speaking to the American people or to history, he is speaking to an audience of one. If the Groppenführer is pleased, it matters not what the rest of us think.

Dropping These Down, Here







AI is dumb, she is supposed to be holding a 1911.



The Dumbest Bill Since Indiana Tried to Define Pi.

The bought-and-paid-for morons in the legislature are defining natural gas as "green energy".

Next up, Louisiana will pass a law that dirt is one of the most important food groups.

Nobody expects honest government in Louisiana, they make the Texas legislature look good. But this bill is a prizewinning example of both corruption and stupidity. The Indiana Pi bill, in comparison, was only stupid.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Masterful Snark (Updated)


Lot of effort and cost for little effect. A smart president wouldn't have bragged about results without a shred of evidence, much less not telegraphed the attack. But that's not what we have.

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Monday, June 23, 2025

The Cowards in the Congress

The Onion called them on it.

The MSM, not so much.

Today, they lambasted the Democrats.

John Roberts is the Worst Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Since Roger Taney

That pretty much sums it up, since he is busy making his court a willing partner in Trump's kaki-kleptocracy. His court basicaly held today that migrants are not people.

An Insecure and Petty Man Took Us to War Because He Wanted to Look Tough on Fox News

Apparently, it doesn't get any deeper than that as far as justification for Trump's bullshitzkrieg

What is clear is that there was no role played by new intelligence findings or new strategic analyses. It was simply that Trump saw Israel getting a lot of positive attention on Fox News, and he wanted some, too.

That's it. That's all there is to Trump. As long as he gets his ego fluffed regurlarly ofn Fox News, he cares nothing about anything else. Nothing about the law, nothing about casualties, nothing about consequences. All he wants is love from some of the dumbest people in broadcast media.

It's foreign and military policy run by a president with the emotional maturity of a tweener. Think of him crying to his mommy that Bibi is more popular than he is and what can he do to fix that. When you want to know what he's going to do in any given situation, ask yourself "what would a greedy, spoiled petulant child do" and you'll be right 95% of the time.

We are so screwed.

And if your EAOS is coming up, think hard about finding a job back in the world.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

Trump is Suffering from Dain Bramage

This is why:

Trump now calling for a regime change in Iran. Just FYI.

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— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) June 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM

We are still dealing with the fallout from the last time we engaged in regime change in Iran. What a dumbass.

The Couch-Fucker is no better, claiming that we are not at war with Iran. I don't know about you, but it seems to me that dropping brloody great bombs on a country is an act of war. We kind of took it that way in December of 1941, but Vance will plead ignorance because he wasn't around then.

Remember This Lie?


Or this?

2024 foreign policy tweets that aged like milk 🤡

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— Wesley Whitaker 🏳️‍🌈❌👑 (@wessaidwords.bsky.social) June 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM

Or this?

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— Wesley Whitaker 🏳️‍🌈❌👑 (@wessaidwords.bsky.social) June 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM

One thing is also clear: None of Trump's clan who are of military age will serve in his war. They all have hereditary bone spurs.