Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Pete Hegseth is a Stupid Suckup. Prove Me Wrong.

What he said:

"Let me read the bottom line here. President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history, and it was a resounding success resulting in a ceasefire agreement and the end of the 12 day war."

Two immediately come to mind: Operation Overlord and Operation Chromite. Compared to those operations, Operation Stormy Daniels Midnight Hammer was a fucking five-finger exercise.

But this is what happens when you have a sycophantic drunkard as Secretary of Defense. He's not speaking to the American people or to history, he is speaking to an audience of one. If the Groppenführer is pleased, it matters not what the rest of us think.

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