Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 16, 2020

The GOP Plan to Reopen the Economy

Trump's advisory council has been a shit show, as many of the people named to it were not told that they had been named, let alone asked.

Charles Koch, one of the more evil men on the globe, is upset that the governments have put preventing widespread death over the interests of his companies. But he was more than happy to have his own political thugs work from home.

This is Ol' Charlie, addressing his workers:


Koch's little astroturf organization has been in the forefront of trying to cut the budgets for public health. He can afford doctors, so what does he care if other people get sick? He certainly doesn't give a fuck if a pandemic raged unchecked through the population. He's likely one of those old-style eugenicists who believes that a pandemic only attacks the poors.

The push to open the economy is, to paraphrase John Oliver, is turning worship of the stock market into a fucking death cult.

Hell, even Trump knows better than that. Maybe

No comments: