Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 17, 2020

Trump: I'll Leave It Up to the States, But I'll Egg On the Trumpanzees

That's pretty much it. He'll take no responsibility for anything, but he'll egg on a few riots if his pathetic little ego is bruised.

Trump keeps whining that governors aren't saying nice things to him. Cuomo offered to send him flowers.

The Trumpanzee protesters in Ohio look like extras from a zombie movie:


Personally, I think they're all suffering from the Trump virus and it's lowered their IQs down to the point that they'll believe anything said by OxyBoy and the Weepy Fascist.

Dr. Fauci went on Laura Ingraham's show and basically handed her ass to her when she tried to peddle Trump's bullshit.

1 comment:

CenterPuke88 said...

One wonders how the contact tracing for that mess will go.