Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Thursday, April 23, 2020

When Will the Trumpanzees Realize That Donald J. Trump is Dumber Than a Sack of Gravel?

Yes, you heard right. Our Esteemed President, Mr. Stable Genius, asked about injecting disinfectant into people. That's an idea that is so jaw-droppingly nuts that it defies description.

Who the fuck is he channeling, Dr. Mengele??


DTWND said...

Comrade, sshhhhhhhhhh. Maybe the trumpanzees will try it. Let’s not discourage that. In fact, let’s tell them that it also acts a a pheromone. They’re sure to try it then.


Tod Germanica said...

No, tell them Obama was quite opposed to people injecting disinfectant. The trumpites will instantly inact the new Hale Bop Jonestown die-off just to own Obama and the libtards.

CenterPuke88 said...

I’m honestly more interested in how he figures to introduce sunlight into the body...after you, Donald...

dinthebeast said...

I've known IV drug users who cleaned their rigs with bleach to avoid HIV when they couldn't get a new one, but even they were bright enough to know not to geeze the disinfectant.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

Dr. Mengele has been on my mind the past couple of days, wondering how experimenting on a captive population: how injecting, killing, dying veterans with fish tank cleanser to see what happens is any different than experimenting on Jews, Gypsies and homosexuals? The DoI:BIA sterilizing native girls into the sixties? The two hundred year breeding history that 'evolved' into the American Kennel Association?

Comrade Misfit said...

He thinks a strong blast of UV light will penetrate a body.

Dermatologists are browsing the websites for Mercedes and Maserati.

Constitutional Insurgent said...

@Tod Germanica, +1!

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, his exact quote regarded “suppose you bring the light inside the body”, so I’m not sure a simple penetrative blast would do it. Perhaps suggesting the insertion of a broad spectrum light source into the body, go right ahead Donnie.

dinthebeast said...

Unfortunately, being dumber than a sack of gravel isn't a bug for many of them, it's a feature.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Unknown said...

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase "blowing sunshine up your ass."