BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: Donald J. Trump's Traveling Medicine Show
— 😷 David Gura 🏡 (@davidgura) April 23, 2020
If an unproven and potentially dangerous pharmaceutical cocktail doesn't cure what ails you, try our sunlight injections or a shot of disinfectant!
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Yes, you heard right. Our Esteemed President, Mr. Stable Genius, asked about injecting disinfectant into people. That's an idea that is so jaw-droppingly nuts that it defies description.
Who the fuck is he channeling, Dr. Mengele??
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Comrade, sshhhhhhhhhh. Maybe the trumpanzees will try it. Let’s not discourage that. In fact, let’s tell them that it also acts a a pheromone. They’re sure to try it then.
Dale
No, tell them Obama was quite opposed to people injecting disinfectant. The trumpites will instantly inact the new Hale Bop Jonestown die-off just to own Obama and the libtards.
I’m honestly more interested in how he figures to introduce sunlight into the body...after you, Donald...
I've known IV drug users who cleaned their rigs with bleach to avoid HIV when they couldn't get a new one, but even they were bright enough to know not to geeze the disinfectant.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Dr. Mengele has been on my mind the past couple of days, wondering how experimenting on a captive population: how injecting, killing, dying veterans with fish tank cleanser to see what happens is any different than experimenting on Jews, Gypsies and homosexuals? The DoI:BIA sterilizing native girls into the sixties? The two hundred year breeding history that 'evolved' into the American Kennel Association?
He thinks a strong blast of UV light will penetrate a body.
Dermatologists are browsing the websites for Mercedes and Maserati.
@Tod Germanica, +1!
Comrade, his exact quote regarded “suppose you bring the light inside the body”, so I’m not sure a simple penetrative blast would do it. Perhaps suggesting the insertion of a broad spectrum light source into the body, go right ahead Donnie.
Unfortunately, being dumber than a sack of gravel isn't a bug for many of them, it's a feature.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase "blowing sunshine up your ass."
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