Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

If Hoover Was Like Trump, Trump Would Not Exist, or
Miller Doesn't Let a Pandemic Go to Waste


Shutting off all immigration has been a cherished goal of Stephen Miller. He's a true drawbridger; his family got across, so it's time to raise it. He's been more than willing to twist the facts to suit his racist agenda. The U.S. has more reported cases and deaths than any other nation, so it's unclearfrom what nation Trump is "protecting" us.

Trump is now backing down, a little. People with green cards are still fucked, but if an employer wants somebody, they can get them.

Trump's mother immigrated to the U.S. during the Depression, where she took a job that an American could have done. If Herbert Hoover had been the same kind of batshit-crazy xenophobe that Trump is, Trump's dad would have had to find an American woman who was willing to put up with his shit.

Which may have been unlikely.

Thanks for nothing, O Shade of Herbert Hoover!

8 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

You need about 95 Somali families “resettled” in your neighborhood, Comrade...­čść­čĹŹ

Comrade Misfit said...

That was sort of the attitude that people had towards my ancestors and, in point of fact, Steven Miller‘s ancestors, when they immigrated.

Dark Avenger said...

I’d rather have 1000 Somali families near me than yours, Glen.

dinthebeast said...

Since the government offices that are required to process immigration applications are all closed for the foreseeable future, a thirty day immigration ban means what, exactly?
A show of what Fergus real aptitude is and always has been: pure assholery.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

I think I mentioned not too long ago amongst some circles, quietly, without a lot of fanfare or knocking on wood, there's a perception, a glimpse perhaps of something dared not called hope - indeed, just mentioning it I risk having my tongue ripped out while rattlesnake venom is poured into my eyes - something kinda' on the q-t... maybe, just maybe, the Ghost Dance is working, that after all these years of wallowing in litter, filth and disease, inbreeding and bickering amongst yourselves y'awl'l die off, Glen, and we'll get our neighborhood back.

Comrade Misfit said...

I believe that Mr. Filthie afflicts our northern neighbor. I’m not positive about that.

Ten Bears said...

With all do respect, Cap'n, still my neighborhood.

Eck! said...

Yep, First Nations people had a whole different set of boundaries.

As to some one crapping the neighborhood we have that one already.
It only takes one!

Eck!