Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Kellyanne Conway is So Dumb That She Needs to Be Watered Twice Weekly

Anyone with even a smidgen of knowledge about this knows that the "19" in "Covid-19" refers to the year (2019) and that it isn't a sequential number.

Kellyanne is so stupid that she probably thinks that John Moses Browning, Jr. (may peace be upon him) designed 1,910 pistols before he designed the 1911.



seafury said...

I Like the Browning analogy. We never needed the Browning 1912 did we?.

Eck! said...

Her and the potted house plant (pence) are a matched pair.


dinthebeast said...

They really don't have any rational defense for cutting funding to the WHO during a pandemic, and are pretty desperate to distract attention from the fact that Fergus did so to try and blame anyone but himself for the consequences of his inaction.
She just got the job of trying to go out there and jerk them off.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Tod Germanica said...

The improved model 1911, model 1912, is the Browning Hi Power, with twice the ammo, magazine safety and a cartridge that can penetrate.

dinthebeast said...

I own a Hi Power. I inherited it from my dad. My friend Rob has three of them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine