Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Kellyanne Conway is So Dumb That She Needs to Be Watered Twice Weekly


Anyone with even a smidgen of knowledge about this knows that the "19" in "Covid-19" refers to the year (2019) and that it isn't a sequential number.

Kellyanne is so stupid that she probably thinks that John Moses Browning, Jr. (may peace be upon him) designed 1,910 pistols before he designed the 1911.

(H/T)

5 comments:

seafury said...

I Like the Browning analogy. We never needed the Browning 1912 did we?.

Eck! said...

Her and the potted house plant (pence) are a matched pair.


Eck

dinthebeast said...

They really don't have any rational defense for cutting funding to the WHO during a pandemic, and are pretty desperate to distract attention from the fact that Fergus did so to try and blame anyone but himself for the consequences of his inaction.
She just got the job of trying to go out there and jerk them off.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Tod Germanica said...

The improved model 1911, model 1912, is the Browning Hi Power, with twice the ammo, magazine safety and a cartridge that can penetrate.

dinthebeast said...

I own a Hi Power. I inherited it from my dad. My friend Rob has three of them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine