Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Kellyanne Conway is So Dumb That She Needs to Be Watered Twice Weekly


Anyone with even a smidgen of knowledge about this knows that the "19" in "Covid-19" refers to the year (2019) and that it isn't a sequential number.

Kellyanne is so stupid that she probably thinks that John Moses Browning, Jr. (may peace be upon him) designed 1,910 pistols before he designed the 1911.

(H/T)

5 comments:

seafury said...

I Like the Browning analogy. We never needed the Browning 1912 did we?.

Eck! said...

Her and the potted house plant (pence) are a matched pair.


Eck

dinthebeast said...

They really don't have any rational defense for cutting funding to the WHO during a pandemic, and are pretty desperate to distract attention from the fact that Fergus did so to try and blame anyone but himself for the consequences of his inaction.
She just got the job of trying to go out there and jerk them off.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Tod Germanica said...

The improved model 1911, model 1912, is the Browning Hi Power, with twice the ammo, magazine safety and a cartridge that can penetrate.

dinthebeast said...

I own a Hi Power. I inherited it from my dad. My friend Rob has three of them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine