Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Rot Where You Are, PharmaBro

Shkreli thinks that he, and only he, can cure the Coronavirus.

I say: Let him serve his time where he is, day for fucking day. This is just a pathetic attempt by a narcissistic snowflake to leverage a crisis into a Get Out of Jail Free card. And you can bet your farm that he'd try to find a way to profit unseemly from it.

Shkreli has been using contraband cell phones to run his business from prison, something that landed him into solitary for a spell. He is an unrepentant and unreformed criminal and only a fool would trust him.

2 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

If you read the comments in the article, you discover that Mr. Shithead has zero, zip, nada,no biology chops at all; he is a spreadsheet jockey who could no more discover a cure than he could flap his arms and fly to the moon. He's probably at a country-club prison, but should be sent to Parchmen Farm where he might truly learn penitence (what penitentiaries were originally supposed to do).

CenterPuke88 said...

FCI Fort Dix, Federal Minimum Security.Prison, with adjacent Minimum Security Camp.