Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Rot Where You Are, PharmaBro

Shkreli thinks that he, and only he, can cure the Coronavirus.

I say: Let him serve his time where he is, day for fucking day. This is just a pathetic attempt by a narcissistic snowflake to leverage a crisis into a Get Out of Jail Free card. And you can bet your farm that he'd try to find a way to profit unseemly from it.

Shkreli has been using contraband cell phones to run his business from prison, something that landed him into solitary for a spell. He is an unrepentant and unreformed criminal and only a fool would trust him.

2 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

If you read the comments in the article, you discover that Mr. Shithead has zero, zip, nada,no biology chops at all; he is a spreadsheet jockey who could no more discover a cure than he could flap his arms and fly to the moon. He's probably at a country-club prison, but should be sent to Parchmen Farm where he might truly learn penitence (what penitentiaries were originally supposed to do).

CenterPuke88 said...

FCI Fort Dix, Federal Minimum Security.Prison, with adjacent Minimum Security Camp.