Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 17, 2020

Trump: I'll Leave It Up to the States, But I'll Egg On the Trumpanzees

That's pretty much it. He'll take no responsibility for anything, but he'll egg on a few riots if his pathetic little ego is bruised.

Trump keeps whining that governors aren't saying nice things to him. Cuomo offered to send him flowers.

The Trumpanzee protesters in Ohio look like extras from a zombie movie:


Personally, I think they're all suffering from the Trump virus and it's lowered their IQs down to the point that they'll believe anything said by OxyBoy and the Weepy Fascist.

Dr. Fauci went on Laura Ingraham's show and basically handed her ass to her when she tried to peddle Trump's bullshit.

1 comment:

CenterPuke88 said...

One wonders how the contact tracing for that mess will go.