Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 5, 2020

What the Fucking Fuck Is Wrong With People?

Vendors in the Municipal Fish Market at The Wharf in Southwest D.C. are being told to close by Mayor Muriel Bowser's office after large crowds gathered there on Saturday were not observing social distancing guidelines.
Everybody is being implored to stay the fuck home, but these idiots couldn't be bothered, oh, no.

By All That Is Holy, how fucking difficult is it to understand the concept of "contagious virus"? What sort of drooling imbecile goes out amongst crowds with a raging pandemic in progress?

This guy was futilely fighting the good fight:


It shouldn't take SumDood driving around to remind people of this shit.

People are going to die, needlessly, because they or other people are fucking self-absorbed, low-wattage snowflakes

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Drooling imbeciles. When this over we collectively are going have to have a talk about our less than sufficiently evolved population, they are a threat to the future. Best case we turn the concentration camps at the border into education centers. Or put a fence around Iowa.

Snowdog said...

even the Daleks agree on staying home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc8EiGBEie4

w3ski said...

We have people here in Ca. talking about revolting if there are more serious restrictions on going out. Too thick-headed to imagine they are the very ones that will cause further restrictions.
The Philippines comes to mind with their shoot on sight orders.
They are ready to die for their freedom when all they are being asked to do is simply stay home.
We have an Epidemic of Stupid at least.
w3ski

dinthebeast said...

There was that OANN guy who went out for a haircut because the stay at home orders were turning the country into the Soviet Union.
Funny how the actual Russian response to the pandemic is much closer to Graham Ledger's than Gavin Newsom's...

-Doug in Sugar Pine