Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Happy Hannukha!

I usually buy my Hannukha candles afterwards; I'll pick up two or three boxes. This morning, I checked and realized I had a portion of a box left. So on the way home, I stopped in a drugstore. No Hannukha candles; the clerk didn't even know what they were, she showed me some large red and green candles in the Christmas display. The A&P had none. The third place I stopped had a selection.

Fucking disgraceful, that. Jews aren't exactly thin on the ground here, there is a large synagogue up the road from those shopping centers.

Anyway, Happy Hannukha.
Posted by on or about 21:43

2 comments:

BobG said...

Hanukkah sameach, EBM.

12/05/2007 2:10 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Thankee, BobG.

12/06/2007 3:28 PM

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