Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Is That A Gun Under Your Towel Or Are You Happy To See Us?

The cops in Wichita, Kansas broke into a guy's house and, when he came out of the bathroom clad only in a towel, Tasered his ass.

(H/T to Badtux)
Posted by on or about 22:11

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Maybe they thought he was equipped like this guy? (Yes, I know I used that link on my own posting on this, I just fall down laughing every time I go look at it again :-).

12/05/2007 1:31 PM
BobG said...

Doesn't everyone wear a .45 in the shower?

12/05/2007 2:02 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Bobg,

Um, no.

12/06/2007 3:27 PM

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