Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Why the Executives of Cigna Health Should Be Flogged With Tire Chains

The really rusty kind, with lots of old road salt encrusted on them.

This is why.

4 comments:

montag said...

The CEO made $28MM last year and again we see how he did it.

zdogk9 said...

Even though we have a clause in our Constitution that was written to outlaw it, there is a place for hanging, drawing and quartering.

Cujo359 said...

What people deserve and what a civilized society can actually do to them are often at odds, but the difference between a public flogging and $28M a year has to be something of a record.

Anonymous said...

I, for one, am willing to take out an any sex tag on the item in question. Perhaps it's time to consider some form of domestic terrorism . . .