Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, November 13, 2009

You Just Can't Make This Shit Up

If you worked for the Republican National Committee, you (or your dependents) could have elective abortions paid for by the employer-supplied (RNC) health plan. That coverage lasted from 1991 until yesterday, when the press found out about it and started asking questions about how the "party of pro-life" could provide that benefit.

Snark would seem to be superfluous.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I remember reading accounts written by clinic workers who had patients preaching at them while they were *having their own abortions,* and being back out on the protest line the next day.

The disconnect is astonishing.

Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!) said...

The Women of the GOP: Objectively "Pro-Coat- hanger," for you anyway...