Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
1 comment:
I have frankly been surprised that there are not more officer killings. The job of police officer is not even on the top ten of most dangerous jobs in terms of deaths per 1,000, most of which are construction jobs, and that does not make much sense considering that, thanks to the War On (some) Drugs, street gangs are wealthier and better-armed every passing year. You'd think that the gang-bangers would decide they'd be able to make more profit without cops around and take out the cops with that heavy weaponry they've been amassing. But it doesn't seem to be happening on a mass scale, perhaps because so many of the gangs *are* the cops nowdays and vice-versa given how low police hiring standards have become.
It will be interesting to see who this guy is when they catch him... if they catch him. Usually the only time the cops catch someone is when the perp boasts about his crime and someone drops a dime on him. If the perp keeps his mouth shut, he's more likely to die of old age than be caught by the cops.
- Badtux the Law and Order Penguin
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