Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, November 27, 2009

No Surprise to This Study's Results


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Also:

9 Drawn & Quartered at a Renaissance Fair.
Unfortunately, those clowns in the "Free Credit Report dot Com" commercials were not among the victims.

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Comrade Misfit said...

Previous comment deleted; I cannot take the chance that the link contained therein is not spam or worse, so it's gone.

BadTux said...

What is interesting to me is the steady downhill slide in the quality of Domino's Pizza over the past 20 years, unaccompanied by any decline in sales. I guess people truly *will* eat garbage fresh out of the waste bin behind a Chinese restaurant if you first pour it onto a crust and douse it with low-quality cheese ;).

It's to the point that frozen pizzas you buy from the grocer are better quality than Domino's. That's a WTF moment indeed!

- Badtux the Pizza-lovin' Penguin