Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

I'm Just Saying

I'd give a lot more credence to the "pro-life" stance of the GOP/conservatives if I could see any real evidence that they gave a fuck about people in the fourth and succeeding trimesters. From children's health care, education, nutrition programs, you name it, the GOP's effective policy is "once you're born, you're on your own, bucko."

5 comments:

Don Brown said...: Even better -- Pro Life *and* Pro Death Penalty. Never could figure out the logic in that one.; 11/10/2009 10:03 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: That one is easy, though: Fetuses have not sinned. Adults are loaded with it.; 11/10/2009 10:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Bizarre, isn't it? Frankly, these strike me as very sick people. The irony of protecting a fetus while ignoring the needs of the pregnant woman and then supporting legislation that promotes poverty, suppresses the capability to buy education by not supporting bills that would raise minimum hourly pay and on, and on, and on.; 11/10/2009 2:42 PM
Lockwood said...: If a mom knows she can't competently and healthily bring a baby to term and raising it, she's is prevented from making the decision to abort. So she's forced to bring it to term anyway, in the face of poverty, hunger, lack of medical oversight and prenatal care, and possibly substance abuse issues- issues that the republicans and the crazy christian right feel should be persecuted, not fought or reversed. After the child is born, repeat the above.

God doesn't love people, he loves human cells.; 11/10/2009 3:41 PM
deadstick said...: "Fetuses have not sinned. "

Those who revere Paul of Tarsus would disagree...; 11/10/2009 5:07 PM