Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 28, 2009

News Flash: Egotistical, Self-Absorbed Elderly Blowhard Mulls Over Running for the U.S. Senate

Admittedly, the title of this blog post doesn't limit the field very much. But in this case, it is about the Green Party of CT is "trying" to persuade a certain bag of pus named Ralph Nader to run for the U.S. Senate next year. Nader's main political impact is to work to ensure that Republicans get elected by siphoning off just enough votes from Democrats to ensure a GOP victory.

So you can be sure that if he does run, the Republicans will pump just enough money his way to make certain he has some impact on the contest.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Maybe he and that dessicated turd Lou Dobbs can team up under the new party called "the unelectables."