Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 16, 2009

Send Coathangers to Coathanger Bart

On my way into work, the thought occurred to me that an interesting way to protest the Stupak Amendment would be to send wire coathangers to Coathanger Bart.

So if you want to send a box of wire coathangers to Congressman Stupak, these are his office addresses in his district:

111 E. Chisholm
Alpena, MI 49707

Iron County Courthouse
2 South 6th St., Suite #3
Crystal Falls, MI 49920-1413

902 Ludington St
Escanaba, MI 49829

616 Sheldon Ave. Room 213
Houghton, MI 49931

1229 W. Washington St.
Marquette, MI 49855

Emmet County Building
200 Division St., Suite #178
Petoskey, MI 49770

575 Court Street
West Branch, MI 48661

It's not a good idea to send stuff to the Washington address, as they are still in "zOMG!!1! Anthrax" mode.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i was also thinking some cat doody too

Comrade Misfit said...

It's probably against postal regulations, though.