Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 9, 2009

Just. Fucking. Delusional.

Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman Sachs, who thinks that he is going "God's work".
Even though he proudly pays himself more in a year than most of us could ever dream of — $68m in 2007 alone, a record for any Wall Street CEO, to add to the more than $500m of Goldman stock he owns — he insists he’s still "a blue-collar guy".
Right. I haven't met too many blue-collar guys pulling down 68 million bucks a year. A union guy who put in a shitload of overtime every year could conceivably make $3 million in a lifetime; Blankfein wouldn't even notice if $3 million was missing from his pay.

The Times put it nicely:
Bankers brought the world to the brink of bankruptcy and instead of doing the decent thing and jumping out of the nearest window, they turned up cap in hand to governments to hoover up taxpayers’ money to save their skin.
And now they are acting as though it was their acumen that is responsible for their sudden profits, not the money from government treasuries in the US and UK. (The fuckers should have jumped.)

As I mentioned before in a post on a different subject, my father warned me to beware of people who acted based on religious beliefs, as they had no problem with justifying dishonest, immoral, evil and horrific acts as "God's work." Goldman Sachs had no small part in taking down the world's economy, something which, thanks to their "alumni" in the Bush and Obama Administrations, they were able to profit handsomely from. Bastards.

SNL had something to say about this last weekend:

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